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Maple Pen
When the Geek Group moved into the Leonard Street Lab facilities in December of 2010, one of the most immediate projects that presented itself was removing the Rock Maple flooring that was in the old basketball court, which is now the Main Demonstration Hall. The maple was pretty fantastic- MFMA Grade AA Rock Maple, as good as it gets for one of Michigan’s most famous trees. Harvested in 1975, this wood has a growth and grain that is not so common anymore.
We are excited to be able to present these pens, which have been turned from that Rock Maple flooring. Each pen is about six inches long and uses a replaceable ink cartridge, ensuring that it will last many years. It has a heavy, comfortable fit for jotting either short notes or for penning hours at a time.
The pens are made in a variety of colors and tints- we try to pair them to make a smashing combination. It has a natural finish so that the pen still looks and feels like real wood- it has been sealed with several coats of polyurethane to give it a sealing layer.
There is no shipping fee on these pens, anywhere in the world. You will receive a pen of our choice in a protective bag, along with a letter explaining the origin of the wood and purpose of the pen- perfect for giving somebody a gift they will both enjoy having and enjoy supporting!
Price: $25.00
Hearts Magnets
A very cheery assortment of romantic hearts, sure to brighten up any kitchen – or anything else you can stick a magnet to.
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: from $5.00
Shrunken Quarter
After many months of designing, engineering, prototype-building and planning, we are finally shrinking quarters with Project Stomper!
The quarters are shrunk with impressive power behind them: 6,000 volts and 100,000 amperes.
After the process- which happens in less than 1/100th of a second – the quarters are now about the width of a dime, although significantly thicker.
Shipping is free on this item- anywhere in the world! You will receive one shrunken quarter (which all vary slightly, due to the hand-winding process for shrinking), along with a small, frame-able poster describing Stomper and the process that made your new shrunken quarter.
Price: $25.00
Everyday Symbols Magnets
A very cheery assortment of everyday symbols, sure to brighten up any kitchen – or anything else you can stick a magnet to.
This may include things like a bicycle, a shopping cart, an escalator… fun little symbols you’ve probably seen on a sign.
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: from $5.00
Couples Magnets
Aww, romance! A happy couple in the form of the familiar stick-people we’ve all seen on signs of all kinds, sure to brighten up any kitchen – or anything else you can stick a magnet to.
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Please choose which couple combination you want for this magnet. If you like, you can choose a random assortment.
Price: from $5.00
Science, #$#*&(($! Magnets
Give your fridge a little edge- or anything a magnet will stick to. And these cute little guys will be making you hunt around you house for everything ferrous.
These magnets are made out of recycled Rock Maple and are roughly 2 inches square.The magnet is embedded deeply in the back of the wood so that it sits nicely against the fridge.
This is a magnet version of our extremely popular coffee mug, and just like the mug, the actual magnet is NOT CENSORED. You have been warned!
Price: from $5.00
Girl Geek Magnet
Proclaim your Girl Geek status to your fridge- or anything a magnet will stick to. And these cute little guys will be making you hunt around you house for everything ferrous.
These magnets are made out of recycled Rock Maple and are roughly 2 inches square.The magnet is embedded deeply in the back of the wood so that it sits nicely against the fridge.
Price: from $5.00
Geek Magnet
Now you can show your geek pride anywhere! Well, anywhere a magnet will stick. Which is, of course, almost everywhere.
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: from $5.00
Rockstar Scientist Magnet
We know you’re a rockstar. Now, let everybody else know, everywhere. Well, anywhere a magnet will stick. Which is, of course, almost everywhere.
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: from $5.00
It’s a Thing Magnet
You know, it’s a thing is now it’s own thing. And you can share that thing anywhere you want. Well, anywhere a magnet will stick. Which is, of course, almost everywhere.
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: from $5.00
Pen Blank
Now you can make your very own maple pen, or any other small wood item!
These blanks are a little over-sized, which is just perfect for getting creative with your turning. They are all at least 3/4″ square and 5″ long.
These have been cut from the birdseye AA rock maple that was once the gym floor at The Geek Group’s Leonard Street Labs facility. They were kiln-dried back in the 1970s and have remained extremely dry since then. The blanks have beautiful grain and figure to them.
This is for a pack of five pen blanks.
Price: $6.00
Knife Scales
These blanks are perfect for knife scales, or could be cut up into turning blanks, or any number of other small projects.
Each blank is at least 1.75″x.75″x5″ and may be a little bigger. They are left thicker so that you can turn it into a turning blank, or cut it on a bandsaw to have a book matched pair. Up to you!
The wood is AA Rock Maple that was once part of the gym floor at The Geek Group’s Leonard Street Labs. Each sale of the maple wood goes another step further to The Geek Group achieving our dreams!
This is for a pack of six!
Price: $15.00
Pink Ivory Computer Stylus
Sure, you can use a touchscreen device with your fingers. But they get very smudgy, and covered in fingerprints. An easy way to deal with this is to use a stylus- it also makes a lot of tasks more comfortable, as holding something like a pen is a very natural position.
This stylus is made from Pink Ivory, an extremely rare and exotic wood from southern Africa. It was traditionally a “Royal wood”, available only to royal family of the Zulus.
We will have these pens available shortly in other woods, including our very cherished birdseye maple!
Price: $45.00
Spalted Ash & Fir Pendant
This pendant started out as a defect, cast aside for the burn pile in a cabinet factory. We deemed it far too exceptional, as you can clearly see two trees had grown together into a single log. One tree was Ash and the other Fir. Between the two is a little bark and an exceptional wood trait called spalting, which gives it the character and beauty that holds the eye so much.
Because the wood was extremely delicate, each pendant has been fully submersed in epoxy resin (it took more than 6 coats!) so that it has the strength of plastic but the beauty of wood. As a bonus, this means that it can not only withstand hanging on a necklace but is fairly resistant to the rough & tumble lifestyle so many of us lead. It can get wet and is very easy to clean with just a damp cloth.
The pendant comes on a leather cord for easy wearing, but it could be easily swapped out onto your favourite chain, if you wanted. The cord is measured long (see the last picture) so that you can adjust the length to whatever you want.
These are made in extremely small batches (this batch had eight) and each piece has its own special charm and beauty.
The pendant is a little over 2 inches in diameter and a little more than a quarter inch thick.
Price: $20.00
Funky Swirls Tealight Holder
A fun little item for your desk, coffee table or any other part of your house that needs cheering it. It is made from recycled pine, found in the Geek Group’s Leonard Street Labs.
It holds two standard tealight candles, which it comes with. They are wrapped in metal so the candle is safe, as long as it is always attended, just like any other candle.
This holder has a funky swirl design carved into it, and shows off some absolutely fabulous wood grain.
Price: $15.00
Little Bird Tealight Holder
A fun little item for your desk, coffee table or any other part of your house that needs cheering it. It is made from recycled pine, found in the Geek Group’s Leonard Street Labs.
It holds two standard tealight candles, which it comes with. They are wrapped in metal so the candle is safe, as long as it is always attended, just like any other candle.
It has an adorable little bird woodcut design carved into it, that is sure to bring some whimsy into any home.
Price: $15.00
Abstract Flower Tealight Holder
A fun little item for your desk, coffee table or any other part of your house that needs cheering it. It is made from recycled pine, found in the Geek Group’s Leonard Street Labs.
It holds two standard tealight candles, which it comes with. They are wrapped in metal so the candle is safe, as long as it is always attended, just like any other candle.
It has a fun, abstract pattern in it that reminds us of a flower – or maybe a quilt pattern!
Price: $15.00
Fleur de Lis Tealight Holder
A fun little item for your desk, coffee table or any other part of your house that needs cheering it. It is made from recycled pine, found in the Geek Group’s Leonard Street Labs.
It holds two standard tealight candles, which it comes with. They are wrapped in metal so the candle is safe, as long as it is always attended, just like any other candle.
The design is a very traditional fleur de lis pattern, that is well at home in any decor- from traditional to the most modern.
Price: $15.00
Ladybug Tealight Holder
A fun little item for your desk, coffee table or any other part of your house that needs cheering it. It is made from recycled pine, found in the Geek Group’s Leonard Street Labs.
It holds two standard tealight candles, which it comes with. They are wrapped in metal so the candle is safe, as long as it is always attended, just like any other candle.
This holder has a very adorable ladybug design carved into it.
Price: $15.00
Radiating Circles Tealight Holder
A fun little item for your desk, coffee table or any other part of your house that needs cheering it. It is made from recycled pine, found in the Geek Group’s Leonard Street Labs.
It holds two standard tealight candles, which it comes with. They are wrapped in metal so the candle is safe, as long as it is always attended, just like any other candle.
The design is a fun, slightly post-industrial set of circles around circles, distressed to perfection.
Price: $15.00
Hearts Tealight Holder
A fun little item for your desk, coffee table or any other part of your house that needs cheering it. It is made from recycled pine, found in the Geek Group’s Leonard Street Labs.
It holds two standard tealight candles, which it comes with. They are wrapped in metal so the candle is safe, as long as it is always attended, just like any other candle.
This is a very whimsical design, of hearts radiating from a starburst!
Price: $15.00
Abstract Circles 1 Tealight Holder
A fun little item for your desk, coffee table or any other part of your house that needs cheering it. It is made from recycled pine, found in the Geek Group’s Leonard Street Labs.
It holds two standard tealight candles, which it comes with. They are wrapped in metal so the candle is safe, as long as it is always attended, just like any other candle.
This design is an abstract collection of circles, that fits in well in a more traditional environment as well as the most of modern rooms.
Price: $15.00
Abstract Circles 2 Tealight Holder
A fun little item for your desk, coffee table or any other part of your house that needs cheering it. It is made from recycled pine, found in the Geek Group’s Leonard Street Labs.
It holds two standard tealight candles, which it comes with. They are wrapped in metal so the candle is safe, as long as it is always attended, just like any other candle.
The design is a very bold arrangement of circles around a circle, perfect for a contemporary room that wants a little natural pop.
Price: $15.00
Texas Star Tealight Holder
A fun little item for your desk, coffee table or any other part of your house that needs cheering it. It is made from recycled pine, found in the Geek Group’s Leonard Street Labs.
It holds two standard tealight candles, which it comes with. They are wrapped in metal so the candle is safe, as long as it is always attended, just like any other candle.
The design on this holder is the very traditional Texas star, which is charming enough to fit in with so many different types of decor.
Price: $15.00
Green Veneer Keychain Holder
This is a fun exercise in modern design.
It is about 6″x9″x.75″ and made for holding keychains, or other small items such as necklaces.
The core is made from recycled plywood (from The Geek Group’s old gym floor at the Leonard Street Labs) and the other layer is a veneer of a fine, exotic wood that has been submersion dyed a subtle teal-green color.
It has accents of copper and three hooks on the bottom. The back has a keyhole that allows for easy leveling and easy hanging. It will hang flush with the wall for a truly sleek look.
Price: $20.00
Red Veneer Keychain Holder
This is a fun exercise in modern design.
It is about 6″x9″x.75″ and made for holding keychains, or other small items such as necklaces.
The core is made from recycled plywood (from The Geek Group’s old gym floor at the Leonard Street Labs) and the other layer is a veneer of a fine, exotic wood that has been submersion dyed a very bold red.
It has accents of copper and three hooks on the bottom. The back has a keyhole that allows for easy leveling and easy hanging. It will hang flush with the wall for a truly sleek look.
Price: $20.00
Flower Vase Carving – Clear and Black
A fun combination of old and new- this design is based off of an old woodcut illustration from the 16th century, carved on what is only a 21st century CNC machine.
It is made from recycled plywood from the Geek Group’s Leonard Street Lab’s old gym floor.
This is done with a clear varnish on the plywood and a black enamel on the engraving. The quirky pattern would fit in well in any decor- traditional, Tudor, contemporary or the most of modern.
It has a keyhole in the back for easy hanging that is flush to the wall.
Price: $30.00
Beta Membership Kit
Your membership kit is the first step towards paid membership!
What it Gets You
- A Geek Group Email Address
- A blog on the Geek Group’s website
- A Geek Group Membership ID Card
Having the ID card lets you participate in all kinds of Geek Group events and activities – from getting paid membership at Geek HQ, to entering contests and giveaways.
In order to process your membership kit, we need a photo from you. And that’s it – wasn’t that easy?
Price: $20.00
Beta Paid Membership – Annual
Now you can have access to the lab!
Paid membership gets you access to The Geek Group Labs during normal operational hours, and during off-hours with permission of the staff members. You will get basic access to rooms and tools.
As this is a Beta Paid Membership (we’re still new to this!), we want to work with our members to find the best system for paid membership.
There are currently three different ways you can buy paid membership.
- Monthly
- Quarterly
- Yearly
Monthly – $40
This is the best option if you want to test-drive having a paid membership.
Quarterly – $100
This is cheaper than monthly- you’re basically paying for two and a half months and getting three months of paid membership. Perfect if you want to have paid membership with The Geek Group during summer vacation!
Annually – $365.25
At a dollar a day, this is the cheapest option – you’re paying for nine months, and getting three for free! If you live in the Grand Rapids area, this option makes the most sense.
Price: $365.25
Beta Paid Membership – Monthly
Now you can have access to the lab!
Paid membership gets you access to The Geek Group Labs during normal operational hours, and during off-hours with permission of the staff members. You will get basic access to rooms and tools.
As this is a Beta Paid Membership (we’re still new to this!), we want to work with our members to find the best system for paid membership.
There are currently three different ways you can buy paid membership.
- Monthly
- Quarterly
- Yearly
Monthly – $40
This is the best option if you want to test-drive having a paid membership.
Quarterly – $100
This is cheaper than monthly- you’re basically paying for two and a half months and getting three months of paid membership. Perfect if you want to have paid membership with The Geek Group during summer vacation!
Annually – $365.25
At a dollar a day, this is the cheapest option – you’re paying for nine months, and getting three for free! If you live in the Grand Rapids area, this option makes the most sense.
Price: $40.00
Beta Paid Membership – Quarterly
Now you can have access to the lab!
Paid membership gets you access to The Geek Group Labs during normal operational hours, and during off-hours with permission of the staff members. You will get basic access to rooms and tools.
As this is a Beta Paid Membership (we’re still new to this!), we want to work with our members to find the best system for paid membership.
There are currently three different ways you can buy paid membership.
- Monthly
- Quarterly
- Yearly
Monthly – $40
This is the best option if you want to test-drive having a paid membership.
Quarterly – $100
This is cheaper than monthly- you’re basically paying for two and a half months and getting three months of paid membership. Perfect if you want to have paid membership with The Geek Group during summer vacation!
Annually – $365.25
At a dollar a day, this is the cheapest option – you’re paying for nine months, and getting three for free! If you live in the Grand Rapids area, this option makes the most sense.
Price: $100.00
Zebra Keyholder
This is by far one of our most popular designs- the pop-art zebra!
This Zebra is done up in a happy mix of reds and oranges, carved into a refurbished piece of beautiful hard maple. To keep it slightly edgy, hints of neon orange peek through the wood grain.
The Zebra is sitting next to a very sturdy stainless steel hook that is just perfect for keys, a hat, or even jewellery. The backside is carved with hooks so that it will hang flush to the wall.
Absolutely perfect to make any corner of your home a bit brighter!
We only have one of this item! So order fast! 
Price: $40.00
Zomb Wars Tshirt
Show your Zomb pride with this tshirt, emblazoned with the Geek Group Zomb Wars logo!
Price: from $20.00
Travel Mug
We all know that Geeks love their caffeine.. especially when on the go. This sleek stainless steel travel mug has a lid to ensure that your car also isn’t infused with caffeine.
Price: $20.00
That’s a Stepper Motor, Yo TShirt
That’s a Stepper Motor, yo!
A phrase that’s sure to bring a smirk and a laugh from anybody who knows what it is.
Price: from $20.00
That’s a Stepper Motor, Yo Poster
That’s a Stepper Motor, yo!
A phrase that’s sure to bring a smirk and a laugh from anybody who knows what it is.
Price: $10.00
Space Magnets
Stars and planets- a science staple! These are cheerful enough to guard any fridge.
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. They are emblazoned with stars and a planet, which is painted in either black or Official Geek Group blue. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: $5.00
Science, $%!@#$* Mug
Exactly what every science geek’s desk needs. Take that, coffee!
NOTE: The actual mug has the full phrase written on it and is not censored. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Price: $20.00
Rockstar Scientist Tshirt
Science can be cool.
So can scientists.
Help us dispel the myth of quiet, worried looking geeks with a shirt that proclaims just what you are.
Price: from $20.00
Rockstar Scientist Poster
Science can be cool.
So can scientists.
Help us dispel the myth of quiet, worried looking geeks with a shirt that proclaims just what you are.
Price: $10.00
Rocket Magnets
It’s one of life’s rules: Everybody likes rockets. Have fun with some rocket magnets! They make to-do lists a little more exciting. And now every day can be a day with a rocket in it.
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. They are emblazoned with a rocket, which is painted in either black or Official Geek Group blue. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: from $5.00
Power! Magnets
Power on! Power off! It’s a design we’ve all design, usually many times throughout the day. A design everybody can enjoy, and geeks can show their pride while still being an aesthete.
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. They are emblazoned with the power logo, which is painted in either black or Official Geek Group blue. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: from $5.00
Polo Shirt
Do you want to display your Geek Pride but want something other than a t-shirt? This polo shirt is our favourite. It’s a soft, 20% grey that looks great on video. Looks great both dressed up and dressed down!
Please note that this shirt is available ONLY in grey. It is also a slightly lighter grey than what is available for the other shirts!
Price: from $20.00
Mousepad
We all know where you spend the most amount of time – in front of your computer. Show your geek pride in one of the geekest peripherals around – the mousepad.
Price: $11.00
Monster Clock
These fun little clocks are lined with little monsters on the bottom and have a two-inch clock on the top. A little bit grunge, a little bit tech and a whole lot green: they’ve been upcycled from a piece of “imperfect” wood destined for the fire barrel. As such, they are not necessarily quite square. It’s part of the charm!
The little monsters are painted in a beautiful combination of black and gunmetal. They have keyhooks on the back for easy, flush wall hanging!
We only have six of these- so order fast!
Price: $40.00
Love is the Breath that Sustains Us
A beautiful sentiment sure to keep close to your heart-
In the original Latin, “Amor est spiritus qui nos alet”, which in English is “Love is the Breath that Sustains Us”.
Carved into a beautifully grained piece of hard maple that was doomed for the recycle bin. It has hooks carved into the back so that it will hang flush to the wall, adding a perfect piece of romance to any room!
We only have one of this item, and once it’s gone- it’s gone!
Price: $20.00
It’s a Thing Tshirt
“It’s a thing?”
“It’s a thing.”
Price: from $20.00
Geeky Magnet Grab Bag
This package gets you five magnets for $20- which means buy four, get one free! :-)
You get: five geeky magnets chosen at random. This could be a Geek Group gear, bio-bazard, rockets, space, or one of the new geeky designs we’re working on. You can choose if you want them all black, all blue, or a mix of both (We’ll choose them randomly). As part of the geeky grab bag, one magnet will always be the Geek Group gear!
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. They are emblazoned with the smiley face, which is painted in either black or Official Geek Group blue. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: $20.00
Geek Group Magnet
Now you can show your geek pride anywhere! Well, anywhere a magnet will stick. Which is, of course, almost everywhere.
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. They are emblazoned with the Geek Group Gear logo, which is painted in either black or Official Geek Group blue. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: from $5.00
Flaming Heart
A classic design- tattoo flame swirls engulfed around a bright red heart.
Inside of the beautiful grain of the rock maple is some gorgeous ambroisa wood.
It is a beautiful combination of traditional wood and rock n’ roll. Sure to be a great addition to any room or office!
we only have one of this item, so once it’s gone, it won’t be back!
Price: $40.00
Falling Star Tshirt
We don’t catch falling stars.
We make them.
Are you familiar with our “Star in a Jar” fusor? Perhaps you’ve made one yourself? This is a beautiful example of Geek Romance at work.
Price: from $20.00
Falling Star Poster
We don’t catch falling stars.
We make them.
Are you familiar with our “Star in a Jar” fusor? Perhaps you’ve made one yourself? This is a beautiful example of Geek Romance at work.
This poster is 10×12, which is just perfect for hanging above your computer or some other geeky place.
Price: $10.00
Emoticon Magnets
It is one of the most universal symbols found on the internet.
:-)
Turn it up-right or keep it text-sideways, or buy a bunch and have them march across your fridge…
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. They are emblazoned with the smiley face, which is painted in either black or Official Geek Group blue. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: from $5.00
Complete Warranty Removal Service Tshirt
Just what is it about those pesky warranties? Always getting in the way of being curious! If you are itching to get rid of a warranty, just call a Geek. We can take care of it for you.
Price: from $20.00
Complete Warranty Removal Service Poster
Just what is it about those pesky warranties? Always getting in the way of being curious! If you are itching to get rid of a warranty, just call a Geek. We can take care of it for you.
This poster is 10×12, which is just perfect for hanging above your computer or some other geeky place.
Price: $10.00
Classic White Geek Mug
A simple Geek Group mug, perfect for the requisite morning coffee. Or redbull.
Your white mug may vary slightly depending on the style we currently have in stock.
Price: $20.00
Classic Geek Tshirt
The standard, classic Geek Group t-shirt that every geek needs.
Price: from $20.00
Camera Magnet
Let the world know about your one true love- photography, that is. These handy little blocks have a sturdy magnet on the back so you can share your love anywhere- okay, almost anywhere.
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. They are emblazoned with a fun camera logo, which is painted in either black or Official Geek Group blue. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: from $5.00
Calligraphy Swirl Clock
This clock is made out of a piece of refurbished white oak, and was stained in the traditional manners of fine furniture makers.
It comes with the clock mechanism and only requires one AA battery (not included for shipping purposes). One battery will last several months, if not longer!
The clock has built-in hooks on the back so that it will hang flush to the wall.
Approximately 11 1/4″ x 7 1/8″ x 1″.
We only have one of these!
Price: $40.00
Calligraphy Key Holder
This is the perfect item to be sure you can’t misplace your keys!
Made out of a piece of recycled hard maple, this has live edges and even a little bit of bark.
It has three hooks that are just the perfect size for keys! It would also be extremely useful for necklaces or other small chains.
There’s two hooks built into the back and made so that it hangs flush to the wall!
We only have one! of this item, so once it’s gone, it’s gone.
Price: $25.00
Button
A classy sidekick that looks good wherever you pin it – your backpack, your jacket, your mom’s kitchen curtains …
We discount on bulk orders! Please contact us if you are interested.
Price: $2.50
Blooper Reel Tshirt
You know how it goes – you have seen the blooper reels, right?
Shoot an hour of video with three cameras and consider it lucky to get 10 minutes of video… and thirty minutes of hilarious blooper reel.
Price: $20.00
Blooper Reel Poster
You know how it goes – you have seen the blooper reels, right?
Shoot an hour of video with three cameras and consider it lucky to get 10 minutes of video… and thirty minutes of hilarious blooper reel.
Price: $10.00
Bio-hazard Magnet
There are some people who have magnets shaped like hearts and flowers. And there are some people who have magnets with the bio-hazard symbol on them. This is for the latter.
Warn people what’s in that fridge!
These fun little magnets are approximately 2 inches square. They are emblazoned with the bio-hazard logo, which is painted in either black or Official Geek Group blue. The magnets are sturdy enough to hold even the mightiest of grocery lists!
The magnets are made out of solid rock maple, which once upon a time was the flooring in the building of The Geek Group’s Galactic Headquarters in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Your purchase of a magnet helps us keep doing the magic that we do!
Price: from $5.00
Atom Logo Tie
We know that standard Geek attire is jeans and a t-shirt (from the Geek Store, of course) but occasionally the day calls for something more dapper.
Price: $35.00
And You’re Not Tshirt
“Hey there guys, I’m Chris Boden. And You’re Not.“
A phrase made famous through our videos.
You can now have it emblazoned on a t-shirt.
Price: from $20.00
And You’re Not Poster
“Hey there guys, I’m Chris Boden. And You’re Not.“
A phrase made famous through our videos.
You can now have it emblazoned on a poster.
Price: $10.00
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